Monday, December 6, 2010

TV Commercial Transcript

Opening a bottle of wine is a hassle. Traditional corkscrews require a lot of pulling to get the cork out, resulting in messy spills and strained muscles. Winged corkscrews break the cork, getting cork fragments in your delicious glass of wine. Who wants that?

If only there was a better way to open a bottle of wine, one that didn’t require pulling or breaking the cork. Well now there is! Introducing Corky – the world’s finest electric wine bottle opener. With Corky, there’s no mess, no strain, and no broken corks. It’s now simple, easy, and fun for you to open your favorite bottle of wine.

Corky is fully rechargeable, so there are no cords to get in the way. If you buy Corky you also get a foil cutter to remove the outer foil from the bottle. Then put Corky over the top of the bottle and press the button. It’s that simple! Corky removes the cork perfectly every time without piercing the bottom. It’s great for dinner parties, camping trips, formal events, wherever you want to enjoy a delicious bottle of wine. And Corky makes the perfect gift.

But wait. If you act now, in addition to Corky and the foil cutter, as a special gift you’ll get the Passages Malibu book “The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure.” With a 90% success rate in curing alcohol and drug addiction, “The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure” has been used successfully by thousands of people all over the world to cure pesky addictions once and for all. The book can also be used as a handy bottle coaster, eliminating those annoying wine bottle rings on countertops.

Call today, and you can enjoy Corky, the foil cutter, and “The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure,” all for just $29.95. Operators are standing by. Call now.

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