4 stars out of 5
I recently purchased a 41” Sharp 1080p LCD TV, but I could not connect my laptop to it because it only has a VGA output. This adaptor is a godsend. Despite the increase in picture size, the picture quality is near HD, the colors are vibrant, and the refresh is undetectable. Watching streaming videos on the large TV more than justifies the cost of the product.
I cannot give the product five stars though. A couple of weeks ago, I used the adaptor to connect my laptop to the TV to enjoy one of my favorite leisure activities – watching midget porn. I’d been doing this for a couple of hours when I got a knock on the door. After clumsily putting my pants on, stopping the video, and doing whatever I could to cause my erection to subside, I opened the door. It was the police! Apparently, while my neighbor was doing yard work, she got an obstructed view of my TV. Seeing a large man and small woman in coitus, she assumed I must be watching kiddie porn and called 911. As a result, my laptop has been confiscated as evidence (they let me keep the adaptor!), and I may need to get a lawyer.
They need to put a warning label on the adaptor. It should say something like, “do not use this product to view porn where others can see it, unless the other person is likely to be turned on by it and have sex with you.” Until they put on this warning label, the adaptor only gets four stars from me.
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