Friday, February 26, 2010

Letter to syndicated sex advice columnist Dan Savage

I am 25 year old heterosexual male. I currently live with an old college friend I’ll call Steve. Steve and I have a good friendship. In college, the brothers in our fraternity at the University of Oregon were well known for sleeping with lots of women. Of all the brothers, Steve was perhaps the most notorious. These days when we’re not working we play basketball together, pick up women at bars, and watch sports on TV. We also like to drink beers, smoke pot, and watch porn together. It’s good for laughs. A couple of months ago, Steve bought a sex doll. After watching porn, we would try some of the more “advanced” techniques on the doll, figuring we could impress the women we bed with our new skills. The past couple of times that we’ve watched porn, we ditched the sex doll and just performed the “advanced” techniques on each other, pretending that Steve’s ass is a pussy.

Does this make me gay? It’s not like we were watching gay porn or anything.

-Confused

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