Ben Franklin was cool. He wrote stuff, put out fires, and told the French what to do. He also invented lots of stuff. Some of the stuff that Franklin invented is bifocals, electricity, the Franklin stove, and the $100 bill. If he lived longer, he could have invented the airplane, the TV, the internet, and the Franklin time machine. Instead, Al Gore invented it. Ben Franklin could have invented a $1000 bill or a $1,000,000,000 bill, but $100 was worth more those days. Ben Franklin wore puffy pants with high socks. Even though he had funny pants, he still had 150 bastard kids by having sex. When I grow up, I want to have 150 bastard kids by having sex. (Don’t be mad at me because I am using the word “bastard” but not as a swear word.) Ben Franklin was the first head of the post office. People needed post offices back then because email hadn’t been invented yet. Ben Franklin helped start the city of Philadelphia. I’ve been to Philadelphia and wish he didn’t do that.
In conclusion, Ben Franklin was cool. It’s no wonder why rappers are always talking about him.
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