I think that honesty is very important in a relationship. That’s why I should point out now that I have a big penis. Some men claim to have a big penis, but mine is especially large. When erect, the head easily goes past my belly button. And it’s got some girth to it too. It’s about the same circumference as a can of Red Bull. I have to wear loose-fitting jeans because if I don’t my penis is both very noticeable and very uncomfortable.
Look, I’m not saying this because I think women will fall all over themselves to sleep with me. I firmly believe that sex will come in time. When that time comes, I don’t want the woman that I am with to be surprised. Think about how horrible it would be if I’m in the moment with a woman who interests me. We get naked and she sees what I’m packing and is scared by it. That’s unfair to everyone.
I also know that some women don’t care for large penises. I get it, it can be painful having all of that manhood inside of you. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable, not painful. It’s no fun for me either trying to unsuccessfully cram my erect penis into a vagina that won’t stretch to fit it. That’s no fun for anyone.
At this point in most personal ads, you should post about yourself, what you look like, hobbies, pets, musical preferences, career, etc. I don’t feel the need to do that. Look, I have a large penis. Porn stars are jealous of me. I can carry your hanging laundry from the dryer to your bedroom with it. Isn’t that enough?
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