I’m on a constant quest to find more readers. One way that I have found to do this is to use terms that people might Google that would cause this blog to hit. Of course, most people Google and porn. With that in mind, here’s a story.
Dick was no ordinary man. Like George Foreman, Dick’s parents named all of their six male children Dick. Dick was easily the biggest of all the sons, earning him the nickname Big Dick.
Dick loved animals. As a kid, he went to a petting zoo where he was especially fascinated by the donkey. The zoo keeper explained that donkeys have thick skin and usually can’t feel normal pats. So Big Dick slapped that ass, repeatedly, grunting and moaning with excitement each time he did it.
When Dick got a little older, his parent bought him his own cat. Dick loved stroking that pussy. One time the cat came home with matted fur, but Dick still cared for it. Even though people laughed at his shaved pussy, Dick still loved it.
As an adult, Dick’s love of animals made it difficult to keep regular work. He’d blow job after job. When Dick had money, he’d enjoy going Greek or going Russian for dinner, but when poor, he’d frequently dine at the Y where he would pay for dinner by working in the kitchen tossing salad.
One night, Dick had a dream that he could come all over the country advocating for animals. The next day, Dick was on a hike in a forest and had a massive heart attack. When he was discovered several days later, Big Dick was stiff and hard with a purple head due to rigor mortis.
Big Dick will be missed.
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