16 Facts About Will Divide

1. Will Divide once worked for the phone company on their phonebooks. The Yellow Pages won the Pulitzer that year.
2. The Royal Portuguese Literary Society named Will Divide as the best Portuguese writer of all time. Will Divide does not speak Portuguese.
3. Someone once transcribed Will Divides stomach gurgling. It’s currently on top of the New York Times Bestseller List.
4. Will Divide rented out the city of Salem, Oregon to hold all of his literary awards.
5. Will Divide chops up his lines of coke into a beautiful haiku before snorting.
6. The movie “Shaft” is based on the autobiography Will Divide wrote when he was three.
7. Will Divide once wrote an entire novel only using the letters “w,” “y,” and “r.” It’s very popular in Wales.
8. A friend once asked Will Divide to write a suicide note for her. The friend liked the note so much that she didn’t kill herself.
9. Maya Angelo said that most of her work is just something Will Divide wrote put in her own voice.
10. When Will Divide eats alphabet soup, his shit contains sonnets worthy of Shakespeare.
11. Those Dos Equis commercials about the most interesting man in the world are really about Will Divide.
12. Will Divide was named one of People Magazine’s 50 most beautiful people, despite the fact that none of the editors have ever seen him.
13. Both Biggie Smalls and Tupac have claimed that Will Divide is their main influence.
14. The best selling iPhone app is the one that lets you read Will Divide’s blog.
15. The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul are so enraptured by his writing that they decided to unify and call the new city Will Divide.
16. Will Divide makes stuff up.