It’s the newest craze sweeping the nation. Jennifer Love Hewitt does it. Allegedly, Susan Sarandon’s been doing it for years. You can see it on Zoe Saldana in her Na’vi form in Avatar. From New York to Hong Kong to Paris, stores can’t keep them on the shelves.
What is this hot new trend for 2010? It’s vajazzle – the exciting way women throughout America are adding a little bling to their vagina. And men are taking notice.
Now men, when you want to be intimate with that special little lady (or big hunky stud), don’t pull out that same old one-eyed trouser snake with all its veins and kinky pubic hair. You too can add some excitement and fashion to your intimate moments with Mosley’s newest product – Dickflair.
Sold exclusively in adult novelty stores, porn theaters, and Walmart, Mosley’s Dickflair is sure to amaze, dazzle, and impress that special someone. Think about how impressed your partner will be when you whip out Mr. Happy adorned with barbed wire, or racing cars, or smiley faces, or create your own saying with the “Olde English” lettering kit (in small, medium, and large fonts). Believe me, when you whip out that pecker with the world “PLAYER” stenciled on it, she won’t ever want to leave your bed!
Best yet, Mosley’s Dickflair won’t come off through vigorous fellatio, vaginal, or anal sex. Keep you Dickflair on as long as you want, or remove it with Mosley’s mild abrasive soap included in the package. (Warning: soap may cause redness and irritation.)
Don’t be intimate using that same old schlong. Get Mosley’s Dickflair today!
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