Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ad in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine

With very high unemployment, bankers holding the world’s economy hostage, ballooning federal deficits, and misguided policies in Washington, the U. S. government as we know it may not be around much longer. In the wake of the political and financial collapse, chaos and anarchy will ensue.* Only the well prepared will survive.

You already have plenty of arms and ammunition. You have stockpiled enough canned goods and water to start your own general store. Your bunker is built and operational. But what about the intangibles you’ll need when the Western world and all of its technology is destroyed?

You sure wouldn’t want to be in your bunker without a working can opener, would you? Just like the can opener, you’ll be happy to have Mosley’s newest product in your bunker.

Yes, for just $29.95, you can now own a 4 oz. container of Mosley Survival Glitter. When only the strongest can survive, you’ll be happy that you were prepared with survival glitter. You can use it to make cheerful cards for your children who are sad to see the world they know destroyed. You can use it to mark highly-visible trails through the broken wreckage that you once called your town. Or just use it to add a little pizzazz to your look when you interview for that mercenary job. You’ll find Mosley Survival Glitter to be the most used canister in the bunker.

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* Or it could be a major terrorist attack, environmental holocaust, or just plain Biblical Armageddon. Whatever causes the post-apocalyptic era, you’re going to be happy that you have our product.

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