My cat Stella is the messiest and fussiest when it comes to her litter box. With most kitty litters, she won’t come near it when there is anything in the box, meaning I have to clean shit off of the rug (or worse, my bed).
At first I tried every exotic kitty litter I could find, but Stella rejected every one. That’s why I’m happy I finally tried Scoop Away©. Now Stella happily poops seven or eight times before I need to change the litter. Scoop Away© also does a really good job of hiding the odor. And the piss clumps into nice little globs that are easy to scoop out. With a variety of different products to choose from, from the multi-cat variety to the litter with freshening crystals, Scoop Away© is the best kitty litter product for all of your kitty needs.
Sometimes products have “off label” effects that the company can’t advertise but that consumers should know about. Here are some useful off label uses for Scoop Away©.
• Fill one of those red cups they use for kegs halfway (or more, or less) with some Scoop Away©. Then stick your dick in it. You’ll get harder than a seventeen year-old who found his father’s porn stash. It’s faster and cheaper then Viagra, and comes in handy when you’re too drunk to get it up.
• Get a few granules of Scoop Away©, chop them up and snort them. You will have the most blissful 30 minute hallucinatory experience of your life. Oh the visuals you will have! I’ve heard you can freebase Scoop Away© too, but I’ve never tried that.
Buy Scoop Away© today!
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